THE FULL EPISODES
Enjoy these
full episodes, in their freshly "remixed" versions for pitbulltv.com
and veoh.com
(which hosts these streaming versions).
EPISODE
101 ("Pitchers 'N Tang"):
Our
very first episode, where we kicked the tires and saw what this baby could
do. Includes the sketches:
"YOUR MOTHER"
"UNCLE CHRIS' FUNHOUSE"
"ANYTHING CAN KILL YA"
EPISODE
102 ("Beefy Meatstick"):
More fun on this free-form episode, which introduces our hilbilly pals
Cletus and Jedd, shows Miller and Mac dealing with the success of their first
episode, and gives to the world a crowd-pleasing musical favorite.
Includes the sketches:
"THE JOB INTERVIEW SKETCH"
"OL' BUM BOB BEAVER"
"FAT GUYS RUNNING"
EPISODE
103 ("He Come Down With Somethin'. Real Unexpected"):
Trying to
boost ratings, Mac concots an elaborate tribute show to his recently deceased
co-star, Jason Miller. Trouble is, Miller's not dead.
Includes the sketches:
"A VERY SPECIAL 'SPECIAL TV'"
"PORN. IT'S WORTH IT."
"ADOPT A COLLEGE STUDENT"
EPISODE
104 ("Home of the World-Famous Pink Taco"):
We're just
all over the damn place in this one. No rhyme or reason here, just a lot of
commercial parodies and a segment of a rather disturbing call-in show.
Includes the sketches:
"E-DUB'S MEATY MAN-WHORE SERVICE"
"FLAMING NACHO BUTT DISASTER CHEEZIES"
"SURVIVOR: JERUSALEM"
EPISODE
105 ("Moo, Moo, and Poor Moo"):
Both Uncle Chris and Cletus & Jed make triumphant returns in this
episode, but the real highlight may be a strange man, standing on the street,
sharing great wisdom.
Includes the sketches:
"STEELY MANROOT'S PORNO ACTING SCHOOL"
"UNCLE CHRIS' MAILBAG"
"THE MAN ON THE STREET"
EPISODE
106 ("Live From Terry's Mom's"):
Also known
as "The Weather Episode", wherein some poor sap tries to watch a
series of television programs, only to be thwarted at every turn by the chatty,
attention-mongering TV weathermen.
Includes the sketches:
"GUYS GONE WILD"
"DUTCH OVEN"
"WEATHER"
EPISODE 107 ("Special TV Sells Out"):
Miller,
desperate for some bucks, decides to whore out the Special TV name on a series
of cash-mongering products.
Includes the sketches:
"SPECIAL TV PRODUCTS"
"THE MAC WELCH HOME SEX TAPE"
"KANSAS CHRISTIAN SINGLES"
EPISODE
108 ("This Episode Is So Gay"):
The gang
gets a citation for not having enough gay content on the show, so they make
with the gayest episode they can come up with.
Includes the sketches:
"GOD SAVE THE QUEEN"
"SCHELDON'S FLAVORED ASS CREAM"
"THE LAST DAYS OF STROM THURMAN"
EPISODE
109 ("I Don't Care. Whatever"):
A charming silent movie flasher frames this episode, which also includes
a parody of certain disease treatment products, an off-color take on TV's
Emeril, and the debut of a certain brick-wielding smoothie.
Includes the sketches:
"MONOSIMPLEX 10"
"THE FLASHER"
"JIMMY VALENTINE'S BRICK SERVICE"
EPISODE
110 ("Don't Look Me In The Eye"):
Miller,
still reeling from the syphilis rumors that Mac put forth in Episode 103,
hires an assassin to take him out.
Includes the sketches:
"THE ASSASSINATION OF MAC WELCH"
"JUDGE NECK"
"MASTURBATE. IT'S JUST SIMPLER"
EPISODE
201 ("Special TV Jumps The Shark"):
Special
TV has moved on to greener pastures, with a new look on a new network. Maybe
it's a hack job, bullshit sitcom now, but hey... at least we're getting paid.
Includes the sketches:
"JUMPING THE SHARK"
"JIMMY VALENTINE, PRIVATE EYE"
"HINT
OF DYKE"
EPISODE 202 ("Way To Half-Ass It"):
New
ideas abound as the guys try to figure out how the hell to write a Tom Cruise
sketch, and Mac introduces a new talk show.
Includes the sketches:
"MAC'S NEW FEATURE"
"LUNGER CIGARETTES"
"SPORTS 2-NITE"
EPISODE
203 ("Happy Holidays, Bill O'Reilly, Ya Cocksucker!"):
It's
an all Christmas episode, with tidings of comfort and joy and lots of F-words.
Includes the sketches:
"IT'S A WONDERFUL BUSH"
"A MESSAGE FROM SANTA"
"SHANKIN' BRAND KNIVES"
EPISODE
204 ("Hit Me Baby One More Time"):
Our
final new episode (to date, anyway), and it's heavy on the celeb skewering,
sending up Britney Spears and K-Fed, Paris Hilton, Rob Schneider, Vin Diesel...
and Jimmy Stewart. Keep your eyes peeled for the return of Ron Jeremy.
Includes the sketches:
"BRITNEY AND KEVIN: MORONIC"
"JIMMY
STEWART: THE E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY"
"VIN UNLEADED"
EPISODE
205 ("The Zombie Movie"):
In
case you missed STV's compilation movie "Special TV Presents: Zombie
Dance Party USA- The Motion Picture!", here's an episode that gives you
all of that film's titular zombie movie send-up, wrapped up in a tight little
12 minute package.
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